If you're like me, meaning you pay marginal attention to shit and you're kinda crazy, then you are pissed off about this. At first, it's like, you have six fucking kids. Why are you on fertility treatments for anything? It's bad enough when a couple has serious difficulty conceiving and then the woman ends up shitting out six kids as a result of some kind of fertility treatment.

So anyway, yeah, I was pissed. That was before I knew this tidbit:

Suleman, a 33-year-old single mother...

WHAT?!

Suleman, in the NBC interview, complained that she is being judged differently from how couples are judged, because she is a single mother.

Yeah you're goddamn right you are you stupid fucking bitch. Look, I have precisely jack against single mothers. Quite the opposite in fact. I know that shit happens and sometimes a woman has to go it alone because the father is a piece of shit. I know this from my own life, and I know this from seeing others close to me. I have nothing but respect for single mothers. What I don't have respect for is single mothers who have no goddamn common sense. I mean absolutely none.

Let's trace through this simple-ass minefield just a bit more.

The mother of octuplets, whose story has sparked controversy around the world, rejects suggestions that she may not be able to care adequately for all 14 of her children and that her decisions have been selfish.

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... while already having six young children and no clear source of income.

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All I wanted ... was to be a mom. That's all I ever wanted in my life.

Shut the fuck up junkie. Do I really even need to say anything? I mean, Christ. I am pretty gorram selfish. But this is just stupid. So anyway, any idiot could come to that conclusion.

Reflecting back on my childhood, I know it wasn't functional. It was pretty dysfunctional, and whose isn't?

Clearly your parents should have worked just a little bit harder to damage you psychologically to put you off from all this having kids nonsense in the first place.