Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

JB FTMFW!

Looking at some stats on traffic to this 'blog revealed this hilarity:

Actually, fuck that guy still -- he's a loser.

1 comment:

ETP said...: I just imagine Jim Benneman doing vanity Google searches (everyone does them). For the last few years every time he does, he sees your post near they top and his blood starts to boil.

This makes me laugh.; 3/09/2011 10:12 AM

Fuck everything

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

JB FTMFW!

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