This is sooooooome bullshit.
If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, cynical realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered liberal media CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.
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You know what I find hilarious? I found this blog by typing "fuck everything" into a web search after a couple of angry bitter beers. Keep writing. F who reads it. I'm toying with starting a blog about crazy bitches and sociopaths in government. I don't anticipate anyone reading my shit either, but maybe some half-buzzed asshole will stumble across my blog and kind of relate too someday.
I found this by Googling "fuck everything" too. But I'm leaving now because fuck this blog and fuck everything else, too.
All women are fucking sluts and whores fuck them and fuck the damn system telling us to waste our lives consuming everything they offer us like its the damn key to a happy existence. Fuck the status quo and the appearances war. Fuck everything.
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