Along the lines of FactCheck, another site that does a decenter job of cutting through the bullshit than a lot of other sites that claim t cut through the bullshit: PolitiFact.

Suck it, liberals!

Okay yeah this is coming from a comedy writer who has also taken it upon himself to call out a Nobel Prize winner but c'mon, there are still some good points in there even if there are faults with others. If nothing else I'm on board because I always thought the whole organic food thing was bullshit (personally I prefer my food to be non-carbon-based anyway).

No time for love, Dr. Jones

Interesting. I don't remember Wanosky giving us quite this perspective on the subject. Fuckin' showboatin' lib. Not to say that we weren't still fucked up, which of course we were, and still are.

We thank thee O Lord that in thy mercy thou hast bestowed upon us Dick.

Fucking awesome new webcomic discovery: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. The current running storyline is here, and archived storylines here. The "So What Is A McNinja?" storyline also has one of the best lines ever from anything.

If I ever meet a pair this fucking lame, I will punch them both in the face. The chick? I will punch her twice.

Interesting, yet creepy. Or maybe just very very HOT. Assuming you ignore the pic of that woman and her dad. And reality.

If you're like me, meaning you pay marginal attention to shit and you're kinda crazy, then you are pissed off about this. At first, it's like, you have six fucking kids. Why are you on fertility treatments for anything? It's bad enough when a couple has serious difficulty conceiving and then the woman ends up shitting out six kids as a result of some kind of fertility treatment.

So anyway, yeah, I was pissed. That was before I knew this tidbit:

Suleman, a 33-year-old single mother...

WHAT?!

Suleman, in the NBC interview, complained that she is being judged differently from how couples are judged, because she is a single mother.

Yeah you're goddamn right you are you stupid fucking bitch. Look, I have precisely jack against single mothers. Quite the opposite in fact. I know that shit happens and sometimes a woman has to go it alone because the father is a piece of shit. I know this from my own life, and I know this from seeing others close to me. I have nothing but respect for single mothers. What I don't have respect for is single mothers who have no goddamn common sense. I mean absolutely none.

Let's trace through this simple-ass minefield just a bit more.

The mother of octuplets, whose story has sparked controversy around the world, rejects suggestions that she may not be able to care adequately for all 14 of her children and that her decisions have been selfish.

...

... while already having six young children and no clear source of income.

...

All I wanted ... was to be a mom. That's all I ever wanted in my life.

Shut the fuck up junkie. Do I really even need to say anything? I mean, Christ. I am pretty gorram selfish. But this is just stupid. So anyway, any idiot could come to that conclusion.

Reflecting back on my childhood, I know it wasn't functional. It was pretty dysfunctional, and whose isn't?

Clearly your parents should have worked just a little bit harder to damage you psychologically to put you off from all this having kids nonsense in the first place.

As always, The Onion delivers.

While I'm probably getting myself accused of being racist, I was never quite sure where to come out on the whole "Barack the Magic Negro" thing. On one hand, it was like, dude. You're a white guy passing out a CD to other white people with this song on it 'cause you think it's funny and you think they'll think it's funny. You're also a Republican, which puts you in with a group that -- fairly or unfairly -- is not exactly associated with racial tolerance and inclusiveness. Are you kidding me. How do you not expect that to go over poorly?

And while of course there was all the false indignation from white people, well some of them anyway, there were also a lot of black people who were like "whatever." So in the end, stupid white dude, no one cares. Let's move on.

I did find this to be an interesting take on the situation. Haha, fuck you liberals. Also, could there be a better name for an internet column? Robert Brockway: Word Puncher.

Solid.

Larry King: negro.

A smattering of random crap for ya.

A webcomic I discovered a few weeks back that somehow I have not linked yet. Maybe cause it's just kinda okay-ish, but it does have its moments. Wonder what they'll do moving forward.

Ted Rall: badass.

Yeah, that's not a bad way to put it.

And finally, I complain, 'cause I've dealt with some stupid shit, mostly but not entirely of my own making, but I haven't gotten it as harsh as this guy. Yet. Damn.

At last our long national nightmare is finally over

I wonder which left-wing publication will be the first to use that after Tuesday. Or maybe it's better to ask which ones will be able to refrain. Either way, of course, The Onion was way out ahead when it came to milking that shit. Pretty fucked up just how accurate that headline was back in January of '01. Le sigh.

Anyway, in a few hours we'll be past all that shit and everything will immediately be kittens and roses. In honor of today's historic event, I offer this which I found online:

Maudlin

Man I totally gotta use that word more often. Anyway, here is a scarrily accurate list of dos and don'ts for guys with an unrequited crush. That's... Seriously that's just kinda disturbing how apropos that is. Anyway, another good list of advice here. About the only thing missing from the dos and don'ts list is DO make whiny blog posts about her. Speaking of which, I can tell you that it is extra nice to get that link from your own unrequited crush. Man, what a fuckin' racket that is.

Fuck yes.

Have your own fun here.

Bitch, shut the fuck up. Seriously. First off, why the fuck is anyone still talking to this woman? Please just let her go away now, thanks.

"I know that a lot of people are capitalizing on, oh I don’t know, perhaps some exploiting that was done via me, my family, my administration — that’s a little bit perplexing, but it also says a great deal about our society.”

Huh? Shut the fuck up, cunt.

"The mama grizzly rises up in me, hearing things like that," she said of a skit. "Here again, cool, fine come attack me. But when you make a suggestion like that that attacks a kid, it kills me."

What? That wasn't an attack on your kid, that was an attack on you, dumbass. But using your kid to try and stir up sympathy for your misplaced or false indignation? That's exploitation. That's despicable.

In the wide-ranging interview, Palin also faulted the McCain campaign for agreeing to a series of sit-downs with Couric after the first one appeared to go so poorly.

Yeah man, fuck them for having confidence in you and thinking you could pull your shit together and answer simple questions like "what newspapers do you read?" They should have recognized you're a moron and put you in hiding, which they more or less were doing at some points. Speaking of the literacy debacle:

“To me the question was more along the lines of, ‘Do you read, what do you guys do up there, what is it that you read?’”

Ummm, yeah, pretty much. But of course, Couric clearly asked quesions like that to trip you up because, unlike the McCain campaign people, apparently, she recognized that you are a blithering idiot.

"... Katie, you’re not the center of everybody’s universe," Palin added off-handedly.

Haha yeah what a bitch Couric is for thinking that.

“I’ve been interested to see how Caroline Kennedy will be handled, and if she will be handled with kid gloves or if she will be under such a microscope,” she said.

“It’s going to be interesting to see how that plays out and I think that as we watch that we will perhaps be able to prove that there is a class issue here, also that was such a factor in the scrutiny of my candidacy versus, say, the scrutiny of what her candidacy may be," she also said.

What? You were going to be -- since McCain could very easily die soon -- just a couple of years away from being President of the United States. There is just no useful comparison between that and a U.S. senator.

There is a class issue here, Sarah, and the class you are in is one of dumb whiny bitches who, again, just need to shut the fuck up and go the hell away now.

Okay this is still pretty funny but I like our version better.

Holy crap this is fucking awesome.

Okay, two things before we get on with this post:

1. The follwing link is not NSFW. Wait, I have serious trouble with double negatives. Let me rephrase. The follwing link is NSFW. I worry that someone out there doesn't know what NSFW means and will lose their job for clicking my link and then come and kill me so I will clarify: the following link is not safe for work, or you know what fuck you if you don't know what NSFW means by now you deserve to be fired anyway.
2. This is probably just for the guys, or at very least, people close in age to me.

Anyway, please tell me in the comments, so I can see if you think like I do (in other words, if you are fucked up like me): what pisses you off about this?

I'm telling you, man, Burris has the smile.

Dude is that Jen's dad?

Well, at least Blagojevich's pick to replace Obama is modest. I don't understand this shit at all. Two things:

1. Blagojevich has to be either the most arrogant motherfucker ever, or the most ignorant. Or both. I mean, to be as blatant as he was about the shit he was up to, in Illinois of all places, and even after getting caught continually acting like nothing is going on? And then there's the fact that pretty much everyone who has a say in it is swearing up and down to do what they can to shoot this nomination down? WTF?
2. Why would anyone accept this nomination? You'd hafta be as willfully ignorant as Blagojevich to not realize that people are forever gonna question your integrity after being his pick. This nomination has more taint than the space between my nutsack and asshole.

This is basically me, once I am also in hell.

Just some random images I have come across online:

This joke is 11 years old. As is this one. First I laugh, then I cry.