Man, it is so neat living in a Christian, conservative society.

Asscroft complains that porn "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet." Yeah, it does, and that Christ for that. Yes, thank Jesus Christ, because we know he's reponsible since he was a huge porn freak. Jesus was a decent guy, but all his followers are cocksuckers. Proverbially speaking.

"The ensuing years saw an explosion of porn, so much so that critics say that Americans' tolerance for sexually explicit material rivals that of Europeans."

And why is this a bad thing? God for-fucking-bid that we should actually grow up some day. Have I mentioned recently that I hate this place?