Virtual church. Go on; click the link so you know I didn't just make that up. Oh, man, the possible one-liners are so endless that I don't even know where to begin. How about here?

• Now worshipping God can be as stupid and goofy as the very concept of worshipping God.
• If you're so lazy that you have to go to church online, aren't you just automatically going to hell? I picture someone logging on, and God himself coming down and saying "You call yourself a believer? Dude."
• How many people do you think will have church open in one window, and porn open in another, if not several others?
• Church of Fools. Department of Redundancy Department.
• How exactly are children supposed to get molested in virtual church? This isn't church!