Sunday, April 18, 2004

Virtual church. Go on; click the link so you know I didn't just make that up. Oh, man, the possible one-liners are so endless that I don't even know where to begin. How about here?
  • Now worshipping God can be as stupid and goofy as the very concept of worshipping God.
  • If you're so lazy that you have to go to church online, aren't you just automatically going to hell? I picture someone logging on, and God himself coming down and saying "You call yourself a believer? Dude."
  • How many people do you think will have church open in one window, and porn open in another, if not several others?
  • Church of Fools. Department of Redundancy Department.
  • How exactly are children supposed to get molested in virtual church? This isn't church!

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