Being an engineer, I'm for technology and all, but do they have to take the fun and mystery out of everything?

Online dating takes away the "sting of face-to-face rejection"? C'mon, I wouldn't have a decimated self-esteem without that. It allows you to search millions of users at the touch of a button? That saves time, which takes all the fun out of trying to balance what was, until last Wednesday, a busy schedule. And it gives us the "bar experience on steroids" without all the drunken assholes? Where's the fun in that?

Wait, what the fuck am I talking about? This online dating thing is fuckin' great.