Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

Good, this is how it fucking should be.

A couple of side notes. First off, skyboxes in a strip club. Only in Vegas!

Second, how do you get to be a "gambling professor" at an actual University? UNLV is real, right? Only in Vegas!

Thirdly, am I going to be the only one walking into Treasure Island, now known as "TI", asking where my calculator is? Probably.

And finally, if you "would rather not see scantily dressed women", DON'T FUCKING BRING YOUR KIDS TO VEGAS. Anybody who thinks Vegas should keep the family image should be murdered in front of their children. Now that's family entertainment!

Fuck everything

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

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