So I was driving to work the other day, and thought of a cool t-shirt. You know how they used to say "at least he made the trains run on time" about Hitler or Mussolini (I can't remember which one)? Nevermind the fact that I'm thinking about dictators during my morning commute. I was thinking it'd be great to see a t-shirt that said "God... At least he made the trains run on time" on the front, and "Wait, no he didn't" on the back.

That'd be fucking sweet, and it would go well with a "God rules with an iron fist" bumper sticker.