When is this shit gonna end? I promise you, it should not be taking this long. Shit, you guys wanna give us a few sledgehammers and some traveling money? A couple friends and I will take that fucking thing down for you. We won't even care if religious groups boycott us.

I've gotten to the point where I know the monument is going to be removed (right?), and I'm not so up in arms about that issue, unless if they decided to keep it. Now, I'm more concerned with something really, really awful happening to Moore and all those highly effective people praying at the courthouse. Don't get nervous; I'm not going to do anything to bring that scenario on. But a man can dream, can't he?