Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Again, there are some searches where I just don't quite understand what the searcher was expecting to find:

bill maher is a fucking retarded asshole

What, was this person expecting Nutscrape search to return a result that said "Yeah, dude, you're right! Bill Maher is a fucking retarded asshole! You know, I've always thought that, and I'm glad someone finally showed up and said so."? Or maybe they were looking for the search engine to pick a fight with them. "No, YOU are a fucking retarded asshole!"

I think I'm gonna go ask Jeeves if Bill Maher will fuck my asshole.

Fuck everything

Sunday, November 23, 2003

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