Over on Assdot, an "Ask Slashdot" was just posted on "How to Set Up a Gift Website?" The guy asking is thinking of giving his parents their own website as a holiday gift.

Is it just me, or is that not the lamest fucking gift ever?

"Oh, Jimmy, you got us a website. You shouldn't have. No, really, you shouldn't have. Why the fuck didn't you just get us some gift certificates to a restaurant or something? Oh, yeah, and you're welcome for all the love and support we've given you your entire goddamn life."