Yahoo search:

sasha cohen naked

I still don't understand why people expect to find anything with some searches. I get this one a lot, which is just sad. She's a fucking well-known figure skater, and she's not Katarina Witt, so there are no naked pictures of her out there. I suppose there's the off chance that maybe someone snuck some kind of photo of her, but c'mon. You need to find better things to do with your time, this coming from me (TCFM).

As a bonus, this hit came from Colorado.edu. Nice to see the level of intelligence at my alma mater is... Right about where I'd expect it to be. Probably an out-of-stater, too. Well, as long as they're not fucking raping anyone, I'll leave 'em alone. For now.