Fuck you, Dick Cheney. Fuck you in your rusted, rural, wrinkled, Wyoming asshole. Oh, you had no qualms with the media eating up your shit when they followed along with the whole WMD thing, did 'ya? No, that was fine. But when they disagree with you, suddenly they're lazy and irresponsible.

Dick Cheney: biggest fucking piece of shit EVER.

All this shit, and when I say shit I mean to invoke the imagery of feces, all this shit coming from Cheney's mouth is full of "no fucking shit" moments. Yeah, no fucking shit the media is lazy and irresponsible. Maybe if the media did their goddamn job we could have gotten rid of these fuckers a long time ago.

And no fucking shit al Qaeda members met with members of Saddam's regime. We've known this for how long? The administration wants to have it both ways - and they're getting their way. They want to do everything they can to convince people that Iraq was part of 9/11 without coming out and saying it. People are so dumb here, though, that they'll believe shit like that even when Bush or Cheney come out and say that there was no known involvement. Pretty neat deal for the administration, and props to them for successfully exploiting American stupidity like this.

Of course, there's one of the keys to their whole Iraq/9/11 deal. No known links. Just because we don't know of any evidence doesn't mean that it's not there. You know, just like with those WMDs. And yes, that certainly could be the case. But when it comes down to shit that you're getting involved in wars over, you may want to be a little more thorough than just assuming your assumptions are correct. That's, to say the least, pretty fucking irresponsible.

Here's a question: why the fuck would Osama want or need Saddam's help in 9/11? He fucking hated Saddam. Sure, war makes strange allies, but it's not like Osama was hurting. He had plenty of money, manpower, and organization all on his own to pull off 9/11. Why the fuck bother getting anyone else involved if you don't need to?

But none of this fucking matters. The administration doesn't give a shit. They're fighting their ideological wars and getting away with it without anyone taking a serious look at what they're doing, nonetheless doing anything to put a stop to it. Their rich corporate buddies are getting richer off of fat no-bid contracts. Everyone wins. Oh, except for those of us who will be dying in the years to come thanks to all this shit.