We're just lucky that a rift didn't open in the space-time continuum over this, sucking in and destroying everything.

"Over eight years, it was clear that Bill Clinton loved the job of the presidency. He filled this house with energy and joy."

You know what? Fuck it - it's just too easy. I'm leaving that one alone.

Question: where are these portraits going to hang? Does the White House have a basement? If not, they'll probably make one just for these portraits. I can't think of anything that the neocons would hate more than wandering the White House and having to look at Bill and Hillary's mugs. That thought also puts a smile on my face.