Since we sometimes work off of a theme, and since that theme tends to oftentimes be on a particular type of story despite half-assed attempts to steer it otherwise, I may as well give an update on Debra Lafave. I still get the occasional Google hit off this woman (including a ton today, and, in typical fashion, thanks to a misspelling) and she's in the news again after striking a plea bargain to stay out of jail.

Now, believe it or not, even I can see what she did isn't right. Sure, that kid is, like, the luckiest fucking kid in his class, but she's obviously an adult and should still know better. But how about that kid? How fucking stupid do you have to be to tattle on this woman? Even if someone figures it out, you bloody deny it. For most guys, poontang is never guaranteed, especially not with decently attractive older teachers. Even David Lee Roth will tell you that.

I know, I know; I'm wading in the shallow end of the pool as always. But in this case, it's guys we're talking about, and I have at least a little bit of experience in being a guy. Maybe if it had gone on it would have some deep emotional impact later on in life, blah blah. As opposed to the end of the affair and the media circus, which have probably done no damage at all. And besides, he's a guy. It's not like he was ever going to mature emotionally anyway, just like all the rest of us, so there wasn't much to damage in the first place. All horny teen boys give a shit about is getting laid, and he was getting it. But the dumb fuck went and helped shut off the tap. So really, upon reflection, I think everyone gets what they deserve in this case, unless if that kid has found other resources.