Okay, so I was looking through the OC messageboards after Jeffrey shut them down, and I came upon one of the best screen names ever:

HotRodBeefSquad

That's one of the best things since this one guy named Tom who was on a mailing list I was on several years back, and his e-mail address was tommunism@something.com. I think I'm going to have to rip off HotRodBeefSquad for one of my next posting names. That is, as soon as I can bring myself to give up the current one. You don't need to know why it's funny, you just need to know that it's funny. Some of this shit is just for me.