Originally, I thought I was going to get off a naughty post that didn't involve some kind of child abuse, but then I had to go and remember some shit from about a decade ago on an Adam Sandler CD. Anyway...
Ten-year hard-on. That needs to be a band name.
The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.
I just picture some sort of lever or hand crank that makes it go up. It's funny if I can put "68-year-old cock" out of my mind, and even still that can't ruin the humor value of this contraption. The only thing that could make that more hilarious is if it made that sound from The Six Million Dollar Man when you raised it.
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