Statch

After apparently having been given the green light for an underage common-law wife, I guess you can't win 'em all. Fucking conservative Canadian government. Yeah, yeah, I suppose it's a good idea.

Canada: No sex please until we're 16

That has gotta be the dumbest headline ever. Some of those girls want it. What?

The federation, formerly Planned Parenthood, has said there is no evidence that raising the age of consent will improve protection for young people...

Considering the last two posts and a good deal of my body of work (and I use the term "work" loosely), I am not coming from a standpoint of credibility, but they may have a point there.

... and warned it may discourage young people from seeking out birth control options or other assistance.

But that might be pushing it. Planned Parenthood, ERRRRR, the Canadian Federation for Sexual Health: Pro-abortion, pro-sex with 14-year-olds. That's a prime directive I can get on board with.

And just since it's relevant, here's a link to ageofconsent.com. Aside from that time I told guys to be vigilant about checking for ball cancer, this is as close as I get to a public service announcement.