Even though he most likely didn't write the list, Gray Davis and Al Gore should totally go on a comedy tour.

No, I'm serious, Al Gore can be a funny guy. My favorite line from him was when he complained "You know, everyone gives me flak for saying I invented the internet, but no one ever gives Strom Thurmond a hard time when he says he invented the wheel." This joke was made, of course, before Thurmond became clinically dead.