Okay, I'm in a much better mood tonight thanks to a 12-3 Cubs win over the Fish. Arnold is still going to be governor, but all that there is now is to watch, complain, and criticize.

Here's one reason why I love Cubs baseball, especially at Wrigley Field. In the first inning, Pudge Rodriguez fouls a pitch back, which the Cubs' catcher Paul Bako has a play on. He would have caught it at the wall, but some dipshit fan reaches up and keeps him from making the play and the out. Almost immediately the stadium breaks out into a chant of "Asssss-hole... Asssss-hole."

That guy is lucky Pudge was retired and the Cubs got out of the inning unscathed, otherwise the fan's naked, lifeless body would have been paraded up and down Waveland immediately afterwards.

Speaking of baseball, holy fuck. The Cubs won a championship series game, and the BoSox won as well. Nothing more really needs to be said (at least, for anyone who both knows and gives a shit about baseball, which isn't many people).