Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Runner up for the Google search of the day:

girls I could fuck in Boulder

Humorously enough, the very first result returned for that search is for "Male Boulder Escort."

Dude, Boulder is a fucking college town. Go find a frat house on a party night if you're looking to get laid. My suggestion to you is to get the fuck OUT of Boulder if you have any goddamn sense, which I suspect you do not.

Furthermore, how is Google supposed to make value judgements on who you would be able to fuck?

Fuck everything

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

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