Here's how my Halloween went:

"Okay, there aren't gonna be any trick-or-treaters"

"Fucking dick"

"No, this is Kelly"

"Fuck you, this is Kelly"

"There IS no Kelly"

"I'm gonna go look at this pie thing"

"Is anyone in shutdown?"
"Not my robot..."

"We can't take him anywhere"
"No, we don't go out because we hate everyone"
"We've been lying to you"

"Yeah, it's gonna be three words: Fuck Robo Rally"

"I'm just spinning"

"As I turn away from the flag... Yet again"