While we're on the subject of fucking things, for the millionth year in a row, fuck the Academy Awards. Sorry, LOTR dork, but the trilogy in general, and RoTK in specific, was adequate. RoTK was not best picture. Considering how much they fucking spent on those goddamn movies, for their sake, they had better have won. So yeah, they bought their Oscar. Oh, and I am so totally surprised that Bill Murray didn't win. Look, I didn't see any of the other actors in any of those movies, so maybe Sean Penn deserved to win. But fuck that. Murray should have won not just on the strength of Lost in Translation, but on the strength of his entire fucking career. I know, it doesn't work that way, blah blah blah. The Oscars are such bullshit that it's not like it matters, anyway, so they should have just gone with my plan.

Eff them.