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This is great, because we get to play one of my favorite games: Which Lying Cocksucker do You Believe? On one hand, we have Aristide. He says he was kidnapped as part of a U.S. driven coup. Regardless of how, the guy was just removed from power. He's bound to be pissed and looking to lash out against someone because of it. On the other hand, you have the U.S. government. Their reputation speaks for itself.

I have a question: What's in it for us? Why are we getting so involved in Haiti? Just as a fair warning, I'm going to be skeptical of any answer involving phrases like "humanitarian reasons" or "for the Haitian people."