Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Sunday, February 29, 2004

You know, I'm still getting hits for Inspector Gadget porn. KNOCK IT OFF.

Another thing I could deal without is all the fucking annoying penis spam. Shit along the lines of "unhappy with the size of your love muscle?" First of all, dickhead, it's not a fucking muscle. Second off, you know what? I am satisfied with the size of my penis. I know you may find that hard to believe, but I am. Its size pretty much has no impact on whether or not I can spank it, which is pretty much all it will ever be used for sex-wise.

Fuck everything

Sunday, February 29, 2004

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