You kids aren't pure, you're just ugly. Oh, and/or ignorant. I almost forgot ignorant.

"A lot of girls feel that in order to keep their relationship, they have to have sex."

Kelly, sweetie, you don't have to have sex in order to keep a relationship. You have to have sex because you're a woman, and that's all you're good for.

I'm going to go ultra-lazy and not come up with a fresh rant on abstinence. Okay, it's actually not because I'm lazy, but because I've ranted about it before. Namely here, with a quick follow-up here. I think the rant is worth a read, but then again, I'm kinda biased. Plus I'm currently in this really obnoxious "patting myself on the back" mode. Don't worry, I'll go back to hating myself real soon now (RSN).