I can't remember if I've ever posted the following link or not. If I did, it was probably way back when ETP was literally the only one reading this crap. Anyway, here it is: the CIA homepage for kids. Considering how badly the CIA is fucking shit up (allegedly), maybe it wouldn't hurt them to hire a couple of elementary schoolers to help out.

Quite possibly the most unsettling thing is this. Is anyone else bothered by the fact that blue sentient bears are just wandering the grounds of the CIA? Further bothered by the fact that CIA "security" seems to have no qualms with simply escorting said bears wherever the hell they want to go? Oh, and Marta sounds like a fucking bitch.