I don't know what's with all the porn links is today, because it's not like I'm pent up or anything.

I don't know if you've heard of this sex toy before, but you have now: Real Doll. Designed to be as lifelike as possible for something that's inanimate, these things will set you back quite a bit. Hey, I'm lonely, and I like spending money on shit I don't need, but even I am not going to be throwing down cash for one of these. No, not even if you try and put her in some half-assed attempt at a schoolgirl outfit.

Anyway, the following is yet another link stolen from Ooki Ne. Some people have all the luck in their choice in careers, like this guy, who decided to take a Real Doll for a spin.