I don't understand why I keep getting Google searches of this nature:

how to fuck your man right

As long as you're not using teeth and don't have a vagina full of razor blades, you're probably in good shape with whatever you're doing. Shit, you could probably even find guys who would go for the teeth and/or razor blade things.

This is why we shouldn't be relying on schools to teach kids sex ed. Mothers are shirking their responsibilities in teaching their daughters that when it comes to sex and relationships, they're generally in charge and can set the tone of what's right. Play your cards properly, and just touching him in the right spot for a set amount of time will probably take care of things, and you can get on with the rest of your day.

"I'm gonna take a picture of you two so I know not to talk to you again."
- Dave Attel on Insomniac after meeting a couple at a fetish bar; their fetish was having the woman stomp on the guy's balls in high heels because - and get this - the guy enjoyed that