Oh, holy shit, I just noticed that CafePress, home to my lonely store, offers bumper stickers as a product. It's time to make ETP's "God rules with an iron fist" bumper sticker a reality.

And yes, I fully realize the irony of getting excited over the ability to make bumper stickers in light of my recent audio post. Hey, if you're going to be a hypocrite like me, might as well go the full nine. Besides, I already know that no one cares about my worthless opinion and that I'm not clever, so I think I'm good.