Speaking of the navy, if I ever did end up there, they would probably give me a shitty rank with a weak-ass uniform and assign me to a ship made of plastic that runs Windows.

My favorite part of that article was the talk of using a "secret angle," which of course, means nothing. That's right; they've got an angle no one else has, and they're not telling anyone about it. It's making life hell for protractor manufacturers, I'm sure.