You know what I think would be hillarious? If we somehow found out that Reagan's body isn't even in that casket. I mean, that would have made sense, wouldn't it have? If the casket is closed, no one would know if a body is in there or not. After all, why take the risk of putting the decaying corpse of a man who's basically being deified this week on public display when you could get away with not putting it in there? I think it would be funny if all those thousands of people were wasting all that time to go stand in front of an empty box so that they can say their empty prayers and then move on with their empty lives.

Then there's the fact that the NY Stock Exchange is going to be closed this Friday. If that isn't a massive indicator of just how big of a backer of The Business Criminal Ronald Reagan was, I don't know what is.