Friday, February 06, 2004


Let that be a lesson to you, kids: you should always, always be ashamed of anything even remotely sexual. Sex is dirty, sex is bad, and you're going to hell because of it. It's damn near everyone's favorite thing in the world, but you're going to suffer for all eternity if you come close to even thinking about it. Especially in a place called Effingham County.

But remember, God loves you!

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