I am so embarassed by us that it's not even funny. Look, no one besides fans of "mature" women want to see 80-year-old breasts, but it's not like it's doing any harm. I mean, if you think... Oh, forget it.

I'd throw up if I had more food in me than coffee, OJ, pretzels, and Pocky. Actually, now that I review my food intake for the day, coupled with 80-year-old boobs and how fucking retarded we are, I just might have a food recall after all.