Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Here's a front-page question currently on Slashdot:

"My longtime girlfriend recently had to move to complete her studies at a University, which is nowhere near where I live. Talking on the phone is quickly becoming old, as I'm a typical guy and hate being on the phone longer than 3 minutes, but I try. So I was thinking - I like games, she likes to talk, why not combine the two? So are there any online games suggested for couples using a headset? I can't see Counter-Strike or Rainbow Six working, but I was thinking maybe DDR Ultramix on Xbox Live? How about PC titles with headset support? Any suggestions?"

Yeah, I have a suggestion - break up.

Fuck everything

Sunday, February 01, 2004

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