I know that the Ds have to call Gee Dubya on shit like this, but it's pretty fuckin' pointless. Would you rather Bush actually spent time in the Oval Office doing work? Shit, with him actually running the show, you may as well just give Osama a plane, free reign in our airspace, and an unlimited supply of gasoline so he can fly all over the country dousing it with fuel before lighting the match.

Why does George Bush spend all his time at that fucking ranch? Because he can. Why isn't George Bush taking his job seriously? Because he dosn't have to.

Yes, yes, we've been over this before, but it's both amusing and infuriating to talk about, so we do it anyway. We all know that Bush is the ultimate figurehead. He's too fucking stupid to actually run things, and as such, that's left to Cheney, Wolfie, Rummy, Condi, Rove, and whoever the fuck else. Meanwhile, George can go play cowboy or whatever the hell he needs to do. Joe Pesci help us if Bush got fed up with being a child and decided to be leader of our country. It would be this crazy sitcom, only it would be real life and not that funny. Kinda like regular sitcoms, only people don't typically die for real in them. Man, we would be completely fucked, which is saying quite a bit considering where we are now.