And just for good measure, some more bullshit on Iraq. Yeah, Dubya isn't going to be going door-to-door to collect everyone's $3,415 check, but the money is coming from somewhere. The war isn't paying for itself, in stark contrast to what we were told before it started.

"There's another $8bn that's projected, if the killers don't destroy the pipelines, by the end of this year."

Oh, okay, that makes me feel better. We haven't seen any pipelines getting blown up recently, so we're good. And $8 billion is so totally not peanuts compared to figures like $87 billion.