Another well-balanced individual. I'm not sure who wins the prize for Biggest M Winner of the Week - this guy, or the guy I heard about on the local news who was stealing puppies from animal shelters and setting them on fire. I have my own issues with dogs, but even I like puppies and most certainly wouldn't set them on fire. Not even if they were really, really asking for it.

"Mussolini was a winner."
- This one kid I knew in high school during a discussion of Italian fascism, and the origin of the sarcastic phrase "M Winner." Unlike some people I normally don't like explaining the joke, but I'm feeling magnanimous today. You're welcome.