"Healthy as a horse." What's with that phrase? Not all horses are healthy. Some of them are so "healthy" that they have to be taken out back and shot. Then they get turned into glue. I'd rather be unhealthy, thanks.

Now, "strong like bull" I can kinda understand. Well, until he gets his nuts chopped off to make Rocky Mountain oysters. Probably doesn't feel too stong then. I know I wouldn't. Shit, I don't feel particularly strong with my nuts. Okay, bedtime.