I can't stand those shitty little Mini Coopers, but this is pretty funny. I don't care if BMW owns Mini, they're not Bimmers and those things are way too small and look dumb. I know what you're saying, at least if you're a woman (as usual, I'm taking one case and using that to generalize): "But they're so cute!" Yeah, fuck that. Women get all excited for small cars, but they're down on small men and small penises? Fucking women.