Here's a fucked up story centered around a family that sounds like a real bastion of enlightenment.

Some quotes to nitpick:

"You have to look into people's hearts." Yeah, like your cold, black heart, using these people as "poster children" to push further your political aims?

"My mother-in-law has been trying to break our family up since the very beginning." And can you blame her?

"When we saw this land and decided it would be our home, I didn't know what the National Park Service was." Yeah, right.

Say what you want about the federal government, tree-hugging hippies, and people living off the land, but that is one fucked up family right there. Any old guy who has made a career out of 16-year-old brides and has 15 children living on a religious zealot compound in the wilderness scares the piss out of me.