Damn.

Carter predicts ridicule for the state? Easy, Jimmy. No one is going to be quick to make fun of Georgia. Those goddamn inbreds.

Seriously, I don't understand how people are actually able to "reconcile" beliefs in evolution with belief in the Bible. I mean, there's no evolution in the Bible, so they've gotta be mutually exclusive, right?

Of course, there are undoubtedly some people who just give up on trying to resolve this dissonance, instead opting to pretend that it all makes sense when it really doesn't. Others I'm sure look to the Bible as more of a guideline for morals and whatnot instead of considering it, well, gospel.

But of course there will always be those stupid fuckers who kick it strict constructionalist school when it comes to the Bible, and those are the people who bug me the most. In case you couldn't tell.