Not satisfied with winning a Nobel Prize a couple of years back, my alma mater is not fucking around.

I don't understand how CU seems to not be that good, yet there are at least two professors I know of who have gotten the so-called "genius grant," and we have people who won a Nobel Prize. Of course, this is all coming out of the physics department. Unlike the rest of us, they apparently have their shit together. And when I say "us," I'm talking to you people in Arts & Crafts and Business. Sure, the engineering department isn't winning anything, but we're still better than you people.

Except for the "virtually no women" thing. That kinda blows.