Hot on the heels of the physics department, we have yet another proud moment for CU.

I obviously have no idea as to whether or not this shit happens, but once the word "rape" has been uttered, it's over. There's no getting rid of that. Especially since we know that football players are always so well behaved. Plus, it probably doesn't help that CU was recently crowned the #1 party school in the nation. Again.

Still, though, if anyone can bring down the football team, it's Lisa Simpson. No, I'm not trying to mock or make light of (alleged) rape victims, but I could not let that one slide.