Man, Georgia is so smart.

Evolution? A buzzword? No it isn't. Evolution is a fucking scientific principle. You know what else isn't a buzzword, Kathy Ms. Cox? Stupid cunt.

Evolution isn't perfect, but the best argument I can come up with against it is the fact that we still have knuckle-draggers like Cox and all these stupid parents running around. Sorry, if you're raising your kids where their only exposure to things includes stupid bullshit like the earth was created in seven days a few thousand years ago, then you are raising your children in ignorance.

Really, though, the notion of creating a euphemism for evolution can't be summed up much better than how Bobby Franklin put it. "It's stupid. It's like teaching gravity without using the word gravity."

Hey, I have an idea. If we start calling evolution "biological changes over time," then can we officially start referring to the Bible as "Stupid ignorant bullshit animal and ghost stories"?