It looks like the Consumer Electronics Show is next week. We really need to go to this sometime, since, as we all know, there are two floors. One floor is electronics, games, stuff like that. That first floor - not so many people. The second floor - all porn. And it is PACKED.

I totally need some glossy 8x10 close ups of a porn star's asshole. 'Cause I know her; she's a perfectionist.