She WASN'T.

I normally run from celebrity stories like I run from, well, regular people, but this one is a special case. Comedians almost don't have to write any jokes - they're just writing themselves.

Oddly enough, the biggest joke in this whole debacle just became CNN. "The Most Trusted Name in News" is using AOL chat boards as a source of opinion and commentary? Yeah, this whole story doesn't even reach the bar of "low-class," and as such this is about the only place where AOL board dorks have any room to be talking. But still.