No way, those kids wanted it.

I sincerely hope that the gold and diamonds were for the older kids. Otherwise, he was totally giving those younger ones completely unrealistic expectations for later in life. No, who am I kidding, adults have been trading sex for jewelry for centuries. Might as well let them get used to that arrangement.

Now on a more serious side...

"York's attorney, Adrian Patrick, said the case was about government oppression." Yeah, government oppression of a kiddie raper. You know, one of the things we actually like seeing the government oppress.

"This is a sexy case. It's about sex and money." Yeah, it's about sex with children, and that's bad.