Just what we need, more religious zealots piloting planes. Where the fuck is al Qaeda when you need them? Round up a bunch of motherfuckers like this pilot, load them into a plane, and then crash it into the fucking Vatican or something.

Okay, so I don't know about this story - it sounds a little unreal. Whether all the allegations are true or not, at least it gave me an excuse to make some tasteless and offensive jokes. Because we never find an excuse to do that around here.